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Hey, I'm Megan and this is my blog. (Surprised? You shouldn't be.) I reblog things I like. That is all.

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

(via bittersilence)

lightlikeafeatherflies:

mypeculiarfandom:

The most greatest/memorable high school films from each decade

THE BREAKFAST CLUB - the 80’s

CLUELESS - the 90’s

MEAN GIRLS - the 2000’s

PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER - the 2010’s

perf

(via ew-chanel)

(Source: misfitelijah, via ew-chanel)

I DARE YOU TO ANONYMOUSLY GIVE ME A NICKNAME

(Source: gallifreygabriel, via michaelsleftnipple)

heyfrankie:

leedukes:

When children’s movies explain life in the most simple yet most perfect way.

i can’t get over how cute this scene is.  HE JUST REALLY WANTS TO EXPLAIN IT TO RALPH, AND HE CAN’T USE HIS HANDS VERY WELL SO HE LEANS ON HIM

(Source: fuckingmexican, via voldka-rain)

girllookitthatbody-ahh:

I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.

“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”

Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.

(via bittersilence)

malmaldude:

teenagenuisance:

sextoyconfessions:

This commercial is still the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile.

children are just small stoners

The other girls like “you’re a genius”

(Source: heyitstay27, via gdirtydime19)