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I'm not an actual asshole
Hey, I'm Megan and this is my blog. (Surprised? You shouldn't be.) I reblog things I like. That is all.

sunfl0werpetal:

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

this lion is prettier than i am

(Source: wild-guy, via perks-of-being-moriarty)

newandclassicemo:

A high school banned the marching band from playing Fall Out Boy songs because the lyrics were suggestive.

A marching band

Isn’t allowed to play Fall Out Boy 

Because of suggestive lyrics

Marching bands are instrumental

(via perks-of-being-moriarty)

drewmichaelchadwicksbutt:

YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT

(via perks-of-being-moriarty)

i-couldnt-think-of-a-url-name:

Being As An Ocean - How We Both Wonderously Perish (1st Press - Blue Eyes)

(via bxstxrds)

(Source: klefable, via troyesivan)

partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me: okay
me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me: no
partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me: no
partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

simonx4000:

reasons people think im excited for december:

  • christmas
  • presents
  • snow

reasons im actually excited for december:

  • nerds playing video games for like 6 hours on strem

(via little-spud)

(Source: clippie, via tyleroakley)

iwritefanficnot-tragedies:

iblamebuckybarnes:

unofficialhogwarts:

Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

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(via spookyscaryheteros)

(Source: fallontonight, via little-spud)